Beautiful Jholer!

Beautiful Jholer!

“Beautiful Jholer!
You never know
Why are we the ones who suffer
We have to let go
He won’t be the one to cry

Let’s not kill the karma
Let’s not start a fight
It’s not worth the drama
For a beautiful Jholer
Did he laugh about it
It’s not worth out time
We can live without him
Just a beautiful Jholer!”

Pause……………………………………………..

This was my birthday gift/ prank. Basically it was wallpaper designed specially for me with Shakira on right and beyonce on left, wearing decent clothes, I mean decent. At the center was the picture of meeeeeeeeeeeeee………………………sandwiched between them and below was a song written for me, which is inspired by Shakira & Beyonce’s “Beautiful Liar”

"Jholer" is a term used in India for Saints, so please don’t get confused.

"MAYDAY, MAYDAY, MAYDAY,

"MAYDAY, MAYDAY, MAYDAY,
This is AMOL, AMOL, AMOL, MAYDAY, AMOL,
Position SOMEWHERE North SOMEWHERE West,
My ship is sinking,
I require immediate assistance,
1 person on board, no lifeboats,
OVER.
11th may - home computer crashed.
15th may - broadband connection crashes.
17th may - crack in my new laptop.
22nd may - one arowana dead.
25th may - If I don’t get my new USB data card, I have to cancel my vacation.
27th may - I regret this day.
Still waiting for new things to................

Run Amol Run

Lalita Pawar, Bollywood’s Wicked Mother-in-Law.

Lalita Pawar (April 16, 1916—February 24, 1998)

First Film: Raja Harishchandra (1928)
Last Film: Bhai (1997)
Acted in more than 600 Hindi and Marathi films.
Played majority of roles as a Wicked Mother-in-Law.

Summary: I want to write more and its not about Lalita Pawar, but this will be a wrong time. Maybe after 4/5 months…………….

Boeing B-29 Superfortress: The first aircraft to carry Atomic Bombs that destroyed Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

There's a thing in my pocket………….A tempting Nokia N95 Ad. I am dying to get this Thing. I want this thing in MY Pocket!

“There's a thing in my pocket but it’s not one thing it’s many.
It’s the same as other things but exactly like nothing else.
It has an eye and an ear that shares what billions hear and see.
It’s not a living thing but if you feed it, it will grow.
It can rally the masses it can silence the crowd.
It can speak a thousand words, but it has no voice.
It can find you the places so you can get lost. And it can let others feel what you’ve just been touched by.
There is a thing in my pocket but its not one thing it’s many.”

Nokia N95

So, There can and will be a thing in my pocket after a month or two……………………….

Ctrl-F, Ctrl-X, Ctrl-V, Ctrl-C, Ctrl-V, Replace All, Loop - for the last four hours, some few hours more and tomorrow the whole day, Yakk!

I don’t believe in history. We can create history.

Wait! Don’t laugh.
I know this is highly illogical and funny statement.
But I said that, during a meeting in my office, and some people in that room started laughing.

But the reality is:
I was talking about Google Adwords, which is Google’s pay-per-click program by which one can bid on keywords and display their ads, which can be seen on the right side of Google’s search-results-page. History refers to the age of an account, and it plays a crucial role in minimizing cost and maximizing ROI.

Summery: In Google Adwords, it’s possible to create history!

Sweet Dagger Personality.

These people can talk sweet and rip you apart at the same time. A key to success in the Corporate Jungle.

I miss you.....................................

Samsung R210. My first Cell-Phone.
It’s been more than 5 years.

The person, to whom I sold that phone, lost it after two days.
I should not have sold that phone.

It was beautiful, light and user-friendly.

I still miss my Samsung R210.

BMW Isetta (bubble car/ rolling egg), a Small, Strange and Beautiful Car!

Meetings are where Minutes are noted and Hours are Lost………………

A Real Bad Day!

Everything was Wrong!
From the morning train commute to evening train journey of 4 hrs, which was due to some train problems.

Delayed meeting, eating like a dog to attend that meeting on time.

While returning home someone stole my wallet in the train. I always keep it in my bag, but this was the first time I kept it in the back-pocket of my jeans.

Lost my debit and credit cards, plus some money.

When I reached home I made a call to my bank to block those cards.

I checked my emails, found out my domain will expire tomorrow,
Was trying to transfer money online to renew the domain and hosting, found out that I can’t. This was due to the new security feature, when while transacting online I have to provide my password as well as a number combination from the grid placed on the backside of debit card.

#$%& ! #$%& ! #$%& !

Dosa with Pav-Bhajis Bhaji, It’s Different!

There was an item called Bhaji-Dosa in the Menu, and logically it would mean Dosa with Bhaji of Pav-Bhaji. Instead it was a normal Dosa with a very thin layer of Bhaji, similar to butter being applied on a slice of bread.

After finishing we realized, that it was somewhere near 1/3 of our daily Quota.

We then ordered both of them separately, which can be seen in the above image.
The combination was great and was really a Different Experience!

Beautiful Liar - Two Beautiful Females! One Beautiful Music-Video!

Awesome Music Video! After “Hips Don’t Lie” I got something to play for a month.