I hate Hyena! And Caterpillar’s too……

These are two most ugly species found in nature.

I can handle an earthworm with ease, I use to catch some for my aquarium fish,

But Caterpillar – No……… Never………

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Monsoon has arrived: Time to Enjoy OR Suffer!

I
just came from a vacation yesterday(06/06/2006 – nice date)
And…………..
realized…………
For me, Rains are like two sides of the same coin,
Rains are like heaven in village side, where, the whole land transforms into an awesome, beautiful and green scenery. Small waterfalls everywhere, with beautiful crabs, frogs and sometimes fish.

The whole view is……….
Peace …….. Fun ………. No Work ………. No Tension!

But,
In Mumbai………..
Its Hell!
Late Transportation, Wet Clothes, Power Problems, Fear of getting stuck like 26/7 and many other issues.
So like I said two sides of the same coin – Heaven and Hell.

After all Nature.......................



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Michael Schumacher, The Great!

Started from 21st position(Last),
That too Lap Position,
Finished 5th
Only one man can do that –
Michael Schumacher

He would have broken the record,
I don’t know what happened during the qualifying session
But I am sure Michael is not responsible.
He tried hard to take 4th position from Barrichello, but………………
He tried his Best…………………..

He will win the championship this year!


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SOME ONE CAME TO EARTH SOME YEARS AGO…………

What’s happy on a birthday?

Instead it’s a countdown to Death

Right from the moment you take birth

Should someone celebrate it?

Or just take it as a normal day,

Why is it that sometimes we feel?

That life is full of joy and we can enjoy every bit of it.

But sometimes it seems as if

Why do we exist?

To eat, sleep, work, worry, love, have sex, enjoy and on and on and on……………..

Or something else?

To make mistakes, sometimes learn from it and sometimes do it knowingly

To heart someone’s feelings, to respect someone, to care for………..

But this is what we call Life.

And we celebrate it for our parents, life mates, friends and someone close to us,

To make them feel good

Life is going to be same as above and we must accept it as it is

Try to be happy, because your sadness might hamper others happiness.


So………

If you are reading this idiot play of words, then your are real dumb………
Just forget It!
Am Just Kidding.!

NJOY!

This word’s are for “Me, Myself and Amol”


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Sad........................................................

My Home-PC is dead, I don’t know what happened, just a blinking cursor on the top left of a black screen.

So……………

No new comments, until its fixed………



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And that’s why I like Formula 1!

01. An F1 car is made up of 80,000 components, if it were assembled 99.9% correctly, it would still start the race with 80 things wrong!

02. Formula 1 cars have over a kilometre of cable, linked to about 100 sensors and actuators which monitor and control many parts of the car.

03. An F1 car can go from 0 to 160 kph AND back to 0 in FOUR seconds!!!!!!!

04. F1 car engines last only for about 2 hours of racing mostly before blowing up on the other hand, we expect our engines to last us for a decent 20yrs on an average and they quite faithfully DO....thats the extent to which the engines r pushed to perform...

05. When an F1 driver hits the brakes on his car he experiences retardation or deceleration comparable to a regular car driving through a BRICK wall at 300kmph!

06. An average F1 driver looses about 4kgs of weight after just one race due to the prolonged exposure to high G forces and temperatures for little over an hour(Yeah thats right!!!)

07. At 600 kg a F1 car is less than half the weight of a Mini.

08. In an F1 car the engine typically revs upto 18000rpm,(the piston travelling up and down 300 times a second!!) wheres cars like the palio, maruti800, indica rev only upto 6000 rpm at max. Thats 3 times slower.

09. The brake discs in an F1 car have an operating temperature of approx 1000 degees Centigrade and they attain that temp. while braking before almost every turn... that is why they are not made of steel but of carbon fibre which is much more harder and resistant to wear and tear and most of all has a higher melting point.

10. If a water hose were to blow off, the complete cooling system would empty in just over a second.

11. Gear cogs or ratios are used only for one race, and are replaced regularly to prevent failure, as they are subjected to very high degrees of stress.

12. The fit in the cockpit is so tight that the steering wheel must be removed for the driver to get in or out of the car. A small latch behind the wheel releases it from the column. Levers or paddles for changing gear are located on the back of the wheel. So no gearstick! The clutch levers are also on the steering wheel, located below the gear paddles.

13. To give you an idea of just how important aerodynamic design and added downforce can be, small planes can take off at slower speeds than F1 cars travel on the track.

14. Without aerodynamic downforce, high-performance racing cars have sufficient power to produce wheelspin and loss of control at 160 kph. They usually race at over 300 kph.

15. The amount of aerodynamic downforce produced by the front and rear wings and the car underbody is amazing. Once the car is travelling over 160 kph, anF1 car can generate enough downforce to equal it's own weight. That means it could actually hold itself to the CEILING of a tunnel and drive UPSIDE down!

16. In a street course race like the monaco grandprix, the downforce provides enough suction to lift manhole covers. Before the race all of the manhole covers on the streets have to be welded down to prevent this from happening!

17. The refuelers used in F1 can supply 12 litres of fuel per second. This means it would take just 4 seconds to fill the tank of an average 50 litre family car.They use the same refueling rigs used on US military helicopters today.

18. TOP F1 pit crews can refuel and change tyres in around 3 seconds.

19. Race car tyres don't have air in them like normal car tyres. Most racing tyres have nitrogen in the tyres because nitrogen has a more consistent pressure compared to normal air. Air typically contains varying amounts of water vapour in it, which affects its expansion and contraction as a function of temperature, making the tyre pressure unpredictable.

20. During the race the tyres lose weight! Each tyre loses about 0.5 kg in weight due to wear.

21. Normal tyres last 60 000 - 100 000 km. Racing tyres are designed to last 90 - 120 km (That's Khandala and back).

22. A dry-weather F1 tyre reaches peak operating performance (best grip) when tread temperature is between 900C and 1200C.(Water boils at 100 C remember) At top speed, F1 tyres rotate 50 times a second.

NJOY!

Reference : Milan

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Enough: That’s to much:

What’s with “Da Vinci Code”

No, I am not talking about the movie……

Just forget it…….

Some Incident happens Thousands of years ago………..

A painter draws it’s picture, some centuries ago…………..

And that never-ending buzz starts, some decades ago……………

Just forget it…………….

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Interesting, but Sound’s Familiar………………

Employees are our most valuable asset.

We don't shoot the messenger.

I have an open-door policy.

Training is a high priority.

You could earn more money under the new plan.

I haven't heard any rumors.

We're reorganizing to better serve our customers.

We'll review your performance in six months.

The future is bright.

Our people are the best.

We reward risk-takers.

Your input is important to us.

Performance will be rewarded.


Great Lies of Management:

This one is from a book "The dilbert principle" by Scott Adams, owned by Vivek, which he won in an online contest.


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Angry Me!

God Is Great!

But he ruined my Saturday………………..

Holiday on Saturdays!

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Indexed First Time by Google, My First Site………………

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Dumb and Dumber: Part Deux

Hey,
Now this one has a 100% success rate, because I myself get fooled sometimes…….
It’s my current Desktop Wallpaper.

The company where I work, is a “Search Engine Marketing and Optimization Firm”,
So all of us are Googler’s, because that’s the core of our Search Engine Marketing Business.

I took screenshot of Google SERP(Search Engine Results Page) for the keyword – amol on mars.
And saved it as my Desktop Wallpaper, then changed my desktop icon’s property to hidden.

Anyone who sits on my system tries to close it by clicking on the red - close window button.
But………………………



Sometimes,
I might sound Dumb.
But If you are Dumb too,
You won’t notice!

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Dumb and Dumber:

60% people think that this photo was taken from the front side of that Local Train.
And It looks a bit Suicidal.
But that’s the rear-end of that Local Train.

This was my Desktop Wallpaper, two months ago.......


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Six Mercenaries in Five Spice......................

Lunch at Five Spice………………

Awesome Chinese cuisine, a bit Indianized…………………

Mouthwatering Desserts…………………

Reasonable Rates, a bit towards high…………………

The ground floor of our Office Building…………

The Center of Pali market/naka in Bandra, Mumbai……………

Cousin of Fort’s Five Spice……………


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Web Usability Questioned by a Friend!

Today My Friend Deepali asked a question regarding my Blog Post’s.

Her Question was – Why my Blog Postings are written in a “sometimes highlighted bold, sometimes not” Style?

And I know, someone will ask me the same question again, so I better answer now…….
Ans. My Blog Posting’s are paragraphs with some short story’s, and each story has some strong Keywords. I always highlight these Keywords Bold.
If you notice carefully, try reading only the highlighted words in my post’s, and you will get the answer.
It’s like reading the overall summary of the Post, in short time.

It’s Web Usability.


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Don’t Disturb!

Don’t Disturb, I hope everyone knows the meaning.

Even if I put this message on the door, on a big A4 size paper.

People don’t care, They will just peep in and say “O, meeting, sorry I’ll come later”
Or “Meeting”.

I also tried “Don’t Disturb, Get Lost!”, but nooooo………..

I never even knock the door, If I see this message – “Don’t Disturb”
Then what’s the point in disturbing while an intense meeting is going on.

May God Bless Them!


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"Da Vinci Code" Latkofied !

First-of-all -
Latkofied is a word from a sophisticated version of English invented by my “Out of World Friend” – Siddhesh. It’s a mix of Hindi and English.
It means – hanged, put to hold and similar words which means “on hold”
So don’t derive any other meaning out of it………..

Today he made a Big Splash on “Why Should We Pay Tax” Issue.
Siddhesh blogs here………..

The Movie…………….

“Da Vinci Code” - A Dan Brown’s Film, directed by Ron Howard, Starring Tom Hanks and Audrey Tautou.

“Da Vinci Code”, the controversial movie was to be screened in India on 19th May, but the funda of “Hurting Christian Sentiments” has further Latkofied the Release.

The Movie was not Banned in other Christian Countries, So Why in India ………….?

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A Very Very Bad Dayyyyyyyyyy : - (

Ya, It was a Bad Day,

I don’t believe in Stars or Astrology, but I think something was wrong.

Five major problems, one after other……………….

I solved two of them, and will solve other’s in two-three days, but……….

I was totally Depressed, which is not a common Scenario for me, Cause I pretend to get depressed sometimes………………

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Encounter with a Macho “Mahindra Classic”................

I took this shot’s from a Ric. while returning home, from office.

This Macho Vehicle was near my Rick. on a Traffic Signal Hault.

Mahindra Classic is awesome ride only for adventurous, fun-loving, wild and brave Animals.

I love its Classy Jeepy Look.

With those huge Wheels, Four-wheel Drive and a short hot body, It’s a statement in itself.

I like “Hummer” too, but it lacks something, which Classic doesn’t,
The Looks.……………..


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